"What if..." Game

[.:FancyPants:.]

Then I'd most likely actually know what Euclidian Law was.

What if your dad really did beat up Riddler with a jetpack?

[Ad Bot]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I'd hug him.


What if I raped you.

[Devo]

Then I would kill myself.

What if your neighbor's house tried to eat you?

[Becquerel]

I'd turn into a mansion and beat the stuff out of the house.
What if I tried to Cannibalize Attempt to Break you down into Smaller parts fit for Digestion?

[LurBree]

i'd cry

What if i was your brother

[xxxxkill]

That would be awkward


What if I was omnipotent

[ChappersTeddy]

Then I wouldn't be able to answer that question, like what I am doing right now
What if everyone in the world had 1 arm, 1 leg and 2 heads? Would it seem neutral to everyone?

[ShadowYoshi294]

Yes, because everyone had 'em.

What if I ate nothing but cookies for the next 42 years?

[Becquerel]

You will be a cookie

?SRAEY 24 TXEN EHT ROF SEIKOOC TUB GNIHTON ETA I FI TAHW
If I eat a cookie in the next 24 seconds, will it have AIDS?

[Mauritsio]

It will have A INSANE richard SUCKER, yes.

What if everyone was gay?

[The Corporation]

The human race would die out due to nobody mating with the correct love.

What if there was a troll trap card in Yu-Gi-Oh?

[Supersylox]

Then 4channers would play Yu-Gi-Oh.

What if I was the doge?

[Gojira]

Then you would rule Venice.

What if I was the dog?

[Supersylox]

You would be overrun by cigarettes repeatedly yelling "FUQ U IM DOGE"

What if trainman1 was an admin on these forums?

[Mr.Noßody]

Then everybody would be equally as stupid.

What if MLP never existed.