Zombies in the Bluzone** [[CLOSING]]

[Kniaz]

With guest appearance from renowned nude model, Nikki!

[Ad Bot]

[Joffrey]

With guest appearance from renowned nude model, Nikki!

WOO!

BREAK OUT THE BEER VODKA, GUYS!

[Kniaz]

Beer? Get out of here, you Gammaton scumbag.

[Swat 3]

Okay, we have to scavenge a medal pole, and create a stripping stage....



In the Vodka Bar!

[Joffrey]

Beer? Get out of here, you Gammaton scumbag.

You wanna go, SB slime?

[Kniaz]

SB? Get forgeted, R24 for life!

[Joffrey]

SB? Get forgeted, R24 for life!

Oh! My bad, R24 ROADKILL!

[Kniaz]

Whatever, cannon fodder.
Shouldn't you be playing catch with a howitzer?

[Joffrey]

Nah, I'm too busy watching you play tag with a Mutalid.

[Electrk]

Nah, I'm too busy watching you play tag have love with a Mutalid.

Fixed

[Kniaz]

Come on, R24 is the safest place in the entire Bluzone. Just climb atop the hill and you're pretty secure, plus I get a good view of you losers getting mauled by Zombies when you try to get to Gammaton!

[Electrk]

Underground lake 4life!
Oh, I'm not supposed to talk about that...

[Joffrey]

Come on, R24 is the safest place in the entire Bluzone. Just climb atop the hill and you're pretty secure, plus I get a good view of you losers getting mauled by Zombies when you try to get to Gammaton!

Pfft, R24? Bah, the Sewers are where it's at! There's no chance of getting anything down there!

[Kniaz]

Underwater cavern 4life!
Oh, I'm not supposed to talk about that...

*Underground Lake
;)

And the sewers? forget off- there's only one safe spot and sometimes a damn Mutalid roams about there.

There's almost always zombies, too.

[Joffrey]

That's because you don't know where to hide. You wouldn't last one day down there...