"Lol, my girl doesn't like you."
"Damn, really? For real though. Don't be doing my girl like that. That's cold as forget"
"Hah, if you don't want any trouble, put that bitch on a damn leash, that's what you need to do!"
"Alright, damn. No fighting, alrgiht? Cause I swear to BOB(what in the forget) if you punch my girl, I'm gonna need those hands, alright? Haha, Sasha, I'm SERIOUS! Don't touch that girl tomorrow."
"I apologize best friend, but I swear you better tell her who I am or else I'm gonna have to say something to her ass.
"stuff, I don't care, I never liked her ass. She's a ho".
i still don't loving understand
why can't they type like human beings