North Korea Rocket Launch : Apparently it broke up on launch.

[Pepsidude]

This makes me want to play Homefront.

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[Bisjac]

in north korea they were playing show tunes videos on the 1 tv channel all day.
the n koreans arent even aware that their government had a rocket lol.

they (the n korean government) at lease prevented embarrassment to their own people

[TeslaCoil]

Breaking news

The Rocket was reported to have been made out of dry wall.

[aludane]

Breaking news

The Rocket was reported to have been made out of dry wall.

I bet their rocket was a bunch of barrels with an old IBM computer duct-taped together.

[HellHound]

"South Korea you're so gay with your ponies!!"

"Hey guys check out my pony research missiles!!"

That just made my day.

[dorkdotdan]

Whatever. Using Google Nuke, I figured out that even the largest nuclear bomb ever designed would still not have the range to reach my house if it hit the closest major city.

Thought we also have Fort Detrick and that place is super biological warfare stuff so yeah.

Even thought this is totally irrelevant

[Jacob/Lee]

I imagine Korea got the brightest minds in Asia together to build this rocket. They had the whole thing laid out, down to the last drop of paint. This rocket could make it to the sun if it needed to... A true engineering marvel.

...Then they got a bunch of white slaves armed with blowtorches, duct tape and used train rails to build the rocket.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Whatever. Using Google Nuke, I figured out that even the largest nuclear bomb ever designed would still not have the range to reach my house if it hit the closest major city.

Thought we also have Fort Detrick and that place is super biological warfare stuff so yeah.

Even thought this is totally irrelevant

That map is bullstuff.  It doesn't account for fallout contamination, and the amount of people who suffer from "severe burns" would actually be more like dead.

[Mr.Noßody]

If they EVER get to the point to where they can launch a successful missile farther than their own counrty, its nuke time for everybody.

I hope they continue to fail.

[Lord Tony³]

North Korea is some weird ass country where they just want to forget everything up.
They're like the Lord Tony of the world.

Is it weird that I fantasize about controlling the entire world with my iron fist?

[Qwepir]

Is it weird that I fantasize about controlling the entire world with my iron fist?

Everybody does. You aren't special.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

I wonder what would happen if North Korea ends up being succesful with their testing and declares war against all European countries and the US.

[Lord Tony³]

North Korea should just do the opposite. They should find ways to force earthquakes and volcano eruptions.


By the way I would had caused a civil war in the middle eastern countries which would further inflate oil prices.

[Jacob/Lee]

I wonder what would happen if North Korea ends up being succesful with their testing and declares war against all European countries and the US.

They get steamrolled by the US and Britain, and all other powers in Europe.

[zackin5]

Why am I not surprised.