Human v 1.2 hotfix patch coming soon

[TeslaCoil]

old patch included


Newest updates will soon include

- blocking of corrupt cell code, cancer scripts will no longer infect the system

- fixed slow system start-up, BrAIn will boot a lot quicker in the mornings

- Food fix: food will no longer cause the stomach reader to overheat occasionally resulting in indigestion and slowing the system

- Minor Viruses and malcellware will have a tougher time gaining access

- For MalE OS: snake32 will function more consistently, erectiledysfunction.exe will be less common

- Fore FemalE OS: Improved driving/drivers update. Drivers crashing will happen less.

If anyone notices more bugs, please list them and they will be included in the next update.

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[Kumquat]

Where may I acquire this update?

[ChexGuy331]

erectiledysfunction.exe is such a stupid built-in function.

loving devs need to get rid of that stuff completely.

[WingZero]

Attachment Bug needs to be fixed. I can't get out of bed in the mornings because it's too comfortable.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Can I get the viagra.exe?

[TeslaCoil]

Just noticed another issue,

The lack of power flow to the head while subject is sitting

- Power flow improved, blackouts while suddenly standing up will no longer be an issue.

[Kumquat]

Just noticed another issue,

The lack of power flow to the head while subject is sitting

- Power flow improved, blackouts while suddenly standing up will no longer be an issue.

forget ye.

[Becquerel]

where can i accquire said game.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Also, can you fix the anti-virus dll injections? I'd rather have them effective while being able to be applied via oral stimuli ports. The injections hurt. :C

[Arcturus]

fap.exe needs to be updated :(

[TeslaCoil]

Also, can you fix the anti-virus dll injections? I'd rather have them effective while being able to be applied via oral stimuli ports. The injections hurt. :C

sorry but the usbneedle system is still the latest we have. We have experts working on that issue.

fap.exe needs to be updated :(

Devs are working on an quickstart button for it

[sir dooble]

Any word on the Console-to-Console Communications Processors?

My unit still stalls when communicating, particularly to FemalE OS users.

[Dodger]

Standard models need larger phallic sizes.

[TeslaCoil]

Any word on the Console-to-Console Communications Processors?

My unit still stalls when communicating, particularly to FemalE OS users.

We lost our last dev to cancer.exe who was working on that. sadly we don't have anyone to replace him.

[Blastdown]

There is always a catch to these things, I haven't updated since version 0.82. I'll wait and see if the guinea pigs have stability issues or hardware malfunctions after receiving the update.