Comedy/Humor Megathread

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Did you know that the best contraceptive for the elderly is nudity?
/imgoingtohell

[Ad Bot]

[PowerDag]

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar.

A seal walks into a club.

[Devo]

Did you know that the best contraceptive for the elderly is nudity?
/imgoingtohell

Lol Fallout.


Two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, "I believe I lost an electron." The other atom says, "Are you sure?" To which the first atom replies "I'm positive."

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Lol Fallout.


Two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, "I believe I lost an electron." The other atom says, "Are you sure?" To which the first atom replies "I'm positive."

Wadsworth is bast robotic butler

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

[Devo]

I never had Wadsworth. I blew up Megaton everytime.


Also,
War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.

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I never had Wadsworth. I blew up Megaton everytime.

You richard.

[Devo]

You richard.

Godfrey is better anyways.

Also,
I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts for burn victims.

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Godfrey is better anyways.

Who?

[Firecycle]

A bar is walked into by the passive voice.

[Katadeus]

A bar is walked into by the passive voice.

'at's guid

[comedy101experiments]

Look at my personal text for something funny.

[Firecycle]

'at's guid

You seem to be the only other person who thinks that :D

[Devo]

Who?

The robot at Tennpenny Tower. :o