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An essay on Poop
I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about Poop. There are many factors which influenced the development of Poop. Given that its influence pervades our society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. The juxtapositioning of Poop with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from socialists, obviously. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Poop and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Poop. Observers claim it smells of success.

Primarily Poop builds trust among the people. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Poop will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Poop. We will study the Inter-Spam model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

Oil Prices   

Poop

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Seemingly oil prices, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Poop due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing Poopilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, award winning journalist Bonaventure B. Adger 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] I argue that his insight into Poop provided the inspiration for these great words. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Poop and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Poop?
Conclusion

We can say with certainty Poop is both a need and a want. It brings peace, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and most importantly it perseveres.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Whoopi Beckham: 'I love Poop? Yes! Hurray for Poop!' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about Poop, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing

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[Gojira]

literally like the tenth thread on this

i still love it

[Alyx Vance]

Haha
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Tits, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. I really, really like Tits. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who just don't like that sort of thing. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Tits.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of Tits on today's society. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Tits raises the question 'why?'

Of paramount importance to any study of Tits within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Tits. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. Of course, Tits fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model, a classic economic system of brown townysis.
Market
Value
Of
Gold   

Tits

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Of course the market value of gold will continue to follow Tits for the foreseeable future. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing 0

In the words of a legend in their own life time, Demetrius Rock 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Tits. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Tits wins votes.' Simple as that.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

We can conclude that the Tits parades along man's streets and man waves back. It inspires, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and always chips in.

I will leave the last word to the famous Shania Poppins: 'Oooh yeah Tits shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

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An essay on national socialistsm
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of national socialistsm. There are many factors which influenced the development of national socialistsm. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, there are just not enough blues songs written about national socialistsm. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to global commercial enterprises, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on national socialistsm and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she shead new light on national socialistsm, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Much has been said about the influence of the media on national socialistsm. Observers claim it bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Nothing represents every day life better than national socialistsm, and I mean nothing. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is national socialistsm. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will study the Inter-Spam model, a classic economic system of brown townysis.
Annual
Military
Budget   


national socialistsm

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. It goes with out saying that the annual military budget will eventually break free from the powerful influence of national socialistsm, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - 0

To quote a legend in their own life time, Francis Rock 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] I argue that his insight into national socialistsm provided the inspiration for these great words. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

While national socialistsm may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, national socialistsm plays a large part in the lives of all. It questions, it stimulates and always chips in.

One final thought from the talented Keanu Beckham: 'national socialistsm is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

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An essay on Blockland
To delve deeply into Blockland is an exciting adventure. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Blockland. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It still has the power to shock global commercial enterprises, who just don't like that sort of thing. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Blockland.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Blockland irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Of paramount importance to any study of Blockland within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We shall examine the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Housing
Prices   


Blockland

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank housing prices, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Blockland due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing chalk and cheese.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the star of stage and screen Aaron T. Time 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Blockland. If Blockland be the food of politics, play on.

While Blockland may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion

To conclude Blockland must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It replenishes the self, provides financial security and figures show it's a winning formular.

I'll leave you with this quote from Demi Clooney: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Blockland by my side.' [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

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Are you sitting comfortably? I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Why gorden freeman is mute. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, Why gorden freeman is mute is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It still has the power to shock the easily lead, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Why gorden freeman is mute.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he must have been referning to Why gorden freeman is mute. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Why gorden freeman is mute raises the question 'why?'

Special care must be taken when brown townysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Why gorden freeman is mute will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Why gorden freeman is mute. Of course, Why gorden freeman is mute fits perfectly into the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model of economics.
Annual
Military
Budget    

      Why gorden freeman is mute

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Why gorden freeman is mute, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? My personal view is that the annual military budget, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Why gorden freeman is mute due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Perhaps to coin a phrase Why gorden freeman is muteeconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting chalk and cheese.

We cannot talk of Why gorden freeman is mute and politics without remembering the words of the famous political Odysseus H. Amster 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Why gorden freeman is mute until he was well into his thirties. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Why gorden freeman is mute.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Why gorden freeman is mute, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

In my opinion Why gorden freeman is mute must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It replenishes the self, invades where necessary and is a joy to behold.

Let's finish with a thought from star Clint Garfunkel: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Why gorden freeman is mute ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] Weekly Why gorden freeman is mute - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

[Aces]

An essay on richards
To delve deeply into richards is an exciting adventure. In depth brown townysis of richards can be an enriching experience. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from socialists, many of whom blame the influence of television. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on richards and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. No symbol is more potent than richards in society today. It cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Nothing represents every day life better than richards, and I mean nothing. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will begin by looking at the Custard-Not-Mustard model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.
Cost
Of
Living   


richards

The statistics make it clear that richards is a major market factor. Well the cost of living sings a very different tune. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - richards and political feeling.

We cannot talk of richards and politics without remembering the words of style icon Francis Bootlegger 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of richards until he was well into his thirties. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was richards.

While richards may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with richards? We can say that richards has a special place in the heart of mankind. It enriches, invades where necessary and never hides.

I'll leave you with this quote from Elvis Hanks: 'richards is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[Eussorus]

An essay on fat people
Issues surrounding fat people can never be over brown townysed. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of fat people. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning fat people by the aristocracy, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course fat people raises the question 'why?'

Some brown townysts have been tempted to disregard fat people. I haven’t. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will study the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model. Taking special care to highlight the role of fat people within the vast framework which this provides. Cost
Of
Living
 
  fat people


There is no longer a need to argue the importance of fat people, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Even a child could work out that the cost of living will eventually break free from the powerful influence of fat people, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting night and day.

In the words of style icon Bonaventure Woodpecker 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with fat people, that this highlights an important issue. If fat people be the food of politics, play on.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow fat people to win our vote?
Conclusion

In my opinion fat people is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It questions, it stimulates and is always fashionably late.

I'll leave you with this quote from Wyclef Cruise: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without fat people.' [3]



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[1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] My fat people! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

[Alyx Vance]

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Lol fat people.

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An essay on carrots
I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about carrots. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of carrots. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that carrots is rarely given rational consideration by the easily lead, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Here begins my indepth brown townysis of the glourious subject of carrots.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of carrots on today's society. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, carrots irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Primarily carrots builds trust among the people. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is carrots. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will study the Greek-Roman model using the median instead of the mean, where possible.
Housing
Prices   


carrots

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Obviously housing prices, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by carrots due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing chalk and cheese.

In the words of nobel prize winner Odysseus Tuigamala 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] He was first introduced to carrots by his mother. History tells us that carrots will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires carrots, and what's more human than politics?
Conclusion

In my opinion carrots parades along man's streets and man waves back. It replenishes the self, influences the influencers, and is a joy to behold.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Ozzy Travolta: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: carrots ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing

[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

[Alyx Vance]

People start putting in the chart please.
To do so simply copy the image URL and then put it in image tags right here

Housing
Prices   
       <-- Insert image URL with tags
carrots

LOL :D I used yours for example

[Eussorus]

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oh my loving god, I laughed all the way through the essay.

[Alyx Vance]

oh my loving god, I laughed all the way through the essay.

"carrotS ROCKS!"

[Eussorus]

An essay on Monkey titties
The subject of Monkey titties has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. There are many factors which influenced the development of Monkey titties. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is estimated that that Monkey titties is thought about eight times every day by socialists, trapped by their infamous history. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Monkey titties.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet Monkey titties demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Status, Security, Fame - Monkey titties, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Monkey titties will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model of economics.



The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Of course the annual military budget world wide are driven entirely by Monkey titties. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - Monkey titties and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

In the words of jazz singer Maximilian Skank 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Monkey titties until he was well into his thirties. History tells us that Monkey titties will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Monkey titties? We can say that Monkey titties has a special place in the heart of mankind. It enriches, it stimulates, though Monkey titties brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Monkey titties.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Shania Poppins: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Monkey titties.' [3]

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