Need help with Science assignment

[Supersylox]

So for my science class I need to make like a magazine's front page, with hero of the month and that stuff, except I have to do it about Bacteria. Like the People magazine but with Bacteria

Can anyone help?

[Ad Bot]

[Socky]

hero of the month is cancer

[Supersylox]

wowe ya cancor is a rlly dedly tipe of bacterea

[Tetris]

semen is bacteria, right?

do it

[Socky]

wowe ya cancor is a rlly dedly tipe of bacterea

wtf is cancor noob

cancer pls

[SeventhSandwich]

Scandal at the cytoplasm!

E.Coli Edd said to have no nucleus!

[Supersylox]

Mind = blown but no

something srs plz

wtf is cancor noob

cancer pls

omg trole bane

Scandal at the cytoplasm!

E.Coli Edd said to have no nucleus!

That's actually a good idea.

[Mega-Bear]

E.Coli Edd said to have no nucleus!

First one was great but I saw this and barfed out my eyesockets 0/10 please clean it up.

[Supersylox]

Right, wish me luck bros.

[dorkdotdan]

Working on some cool stuff right now.

Edit: screw it, I can't make bacteria worth stuff.

[Supersylox]

Working on some cool stuff right now.

Edit: screw it, I can't make bacteria worth stuff.

aw

Woulda been interesting wat u come up with

[dorkdotdan]

aw

Woulda been interesting wat u come up with

Alright. I'll give it one more shot.

[Supersylox]

Alright. I'll give it one more shot.

dis gona b gud

[dorkdotdan]

I left it blank so you can put what you want there, anyways, here it goes.

It's in the exact ratio of american letter paper, so it should print fine.














Also one of the few times that Times New Roman is acceptable.

[Supersylox]

Impressive

but lol I already finished