Guys, I am only 13 and kinda clueless (forever alone face) on this, but if he wanted anything cliche like on the first page, he could have asked any guy off the street, even the pooper part.
Anyway, we need a scheme that will over complicate things for today.
Or you can be yourself. Don't act nervous though.
Just saw the picture. YOU GOTTA GET THIS RIGHT MAN! Don't screw up, Or I will freaking kill you.
Have fun, though. Tell us how your not date goes.