I was at a city festival yesterday, and this black guy gave me a shirt for free, and it smelled like pickles.
After watching a stunt bike show, we passed the guy who gave me the shirt again.
He said, "GIVE THAT BACK, forgetA!"
And there were toddlers around.
The guy snatched the shirt from me, and the festival's manager came running up and fired the guy.
dafuq