Near Death Experiences

[Kilser]

i  had a concussion from blowing this kid

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[Blockoverlord]

Got hit by a car, chased by a barracuda in Bermuda, got set on fire, slipped on a banana peel, licked by a giraffe. and the list goes on

[tony-0222]

My house is heated by a wood burner, and my dad was lighting it one morning and left the Blow-Torch sitting in the woodburner while it lit the wood. The torch caught one fire. I grabbed the torch, ran outside as it was melting the skin off my hand, and threw it into my yard, in mid-flight, it exploded. I was blasted back 10 or so feet, through a glass door. Aside from a few burns on my hand... i was fine   0_0

[Blockoverlord]

My house is heated by a wood burner, and my dad was lighting it one morning and left the Blow-Torch sitting in the woodburner while it lit the wood. The torch caught one fire. I grabbed the torch, ran outside as it was melting the skin off my hand, and threw it into my yard, in mid-flight, it exploded. I was blasted back 10 or so feet, through a glass door. Aside from a few burns on my hand... i was fine   0_0

Even my stories are more beliveable than that.....

[Serge64]

The last week a big wooden door almost squashes me ._. OH THE HORROR!!

[Ayxrion]

in dreams, sometimes i have a dream of my dad going off a bridge onto another bridge (the bridge opens when boats come)
i was like "OH stuff FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"


but in real-life, i almost drowned
and that was pretty much it :I

[LOL :D]

When I was 9, a criminal was on the rise in my old town, and I was playing outside with LEGOs.
The criminal sped in a car, and the police were shooting the car, and the criminal's car blew up right in my face.
I was in the hospital for 1 month.












OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVEYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

[Becquerel]

never had one

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

i almost drowned in the kiddy pool
My mother smokes, and she forgot to put out one of her cigs outside, then the porch caught on fire a bit, then I CAME TO THE RESCUE AND TOLD MY MOM TO GO PUT OUT THAT FIRE! But seriously, if it wasn't for my eye my house would be on fire right now.

[MunkeyCheez]

some starfish threw a knife at me at school, it missed me and hit the wall.

i just ran...



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[Count]

One thing I will always regret though, while I was choking and pretty much dying, I never though about my family, my life, or my friends. All I thought about was myself and it gives me chills everytime.

[Frostbyte]

Lets see.

Nearly Drowned. Almost hit by car, twice. Nearly ended up in car crash, a few weeks ago. Chased by a deer (lol wtf). Nearly choking on shrimp (I will never eat shrimp the same way again)

[._maxwell23461_.]

almost got run over with a car that was going loving fast.
it JUST missed me

[Vegetarian Zombie]

That lewinsky was incredible, though.

[LegendZ]

I fell down a basketball basket frame. Twice.