Author Topic: Near Death Experiences  (Read 2785 times)


Got hit by a car, chased by a barracuda in Bermuda, got set on fire, slipped on a banana peel, licked by a giraffe. and the list goes on

My house is heated by a wood burner, and my dad was lighting it one morning and left the Blow-Torch sitting in the woodburner while it lit the wood. The torch caught one fire. I grabbed the torch, ran outside as it was melting the skin off my hand, and threw it into my yard, in mid-flight, it exploded. I was blasted back 10 or so feet, through a glass door. Aside from a few burns on my hand... i was fine   0_0

My house is heated by a wood burner, and my dad was lighting it one morning and left the Blow-Torch sitting in the woodburner while it lit the wood. The torch caught one fire. I grabbed the torch, ran outside as it was melting the skin off my hand, and threw it into my yard, in mid-flight, it exploded. I was blasted back 10 or so feet, through a glass door. Aside from a few burns on my hand... i was fine   0_0
Even my stories are more beliveable than that.....

The last week a big wooden door almost squashes me ._. OH THE HORROR!!

in dreams, sometimes i have a dream of my dad going off a bridge onto another bridge (the bridge opens when boats come)
i was like "OH stuff FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"


but in real-life, i almost drowned
and that was pretty much it :I

When I was 9, a criminal was on the rise in my old town, and I was playing outside with LEGOs.
The criminal sped in a car, and the police were shooting the car, and the criminal's car blew up right in my face.
I was in the hospital for 1 month.












OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVEYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR


i almost drowned in the kiddy pool
My mother smokes, and she forgot to put out one of her cigs outside, then the porch caught on fire a bit, then I CAME TO THE RESCUE AND TOLD MY MOM TO GO PUT OUT THAT FIRE! But seriously, if it wasn't for my eye my house would be on fire right now.

some starfish threw a knife at me at school, it missed me and hit the wall.

i just ran...



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One thing I will always regret though, while I was choking and pretty much dying, I never though about my family, my life, or my friends. All I thought about was myself and it gives me chills everytime.

Lets see.

Nearly Drowned. Almost hit by car, twice. Nearly ended up in car crash, a few weeks ago. Chased by a deer (lol wtf). Nearly choking on shrimp (I will never eat shrimp the same way again)

almost got run over with a car that was going loving fast.
it JUST missed me


I fell down a basketball basket frame. Twice.