Aspertame (Diet Coke) is a neurotoxin made from the feces of genetically modified bacteria. it was developed by the DOD as a possible biological weapon.[Citation Needed]
Agh I hate any kind of dark soda. I mean I dislike soda in general but If I had to choose it would always be something like 7-up/Mountain Dew/Sprite/Sierra Mist/*insert another generic lemon-lime flavored soda here* or some other flavor
"hey bob, whatchya drinkin'?""a biological weapon"
fun fact - most people who drink it prefer the taste, not the diet.