This reminds me of how the head of the tech department at my school thinks turning off a monitor turns off the computer, and how remote shut-downs must be from a "paid hacker" (his words). He also doesn't change the passwords when a student figures out what they are, and he only knows how to sync the computers (I had to wire the projector system the first few times for him to understand). He also thinks that DeepFreeze2k.exe is Jesus in program form because it reverts the computer back to a save state. Unfortunately, he doesn't know that this program also breaks the hard-drive by it's rapid and repeated over-writing the entire thing. I used to get in trouble for having Firefox on my network drive partition (because everyone gets a 1 gb partition on one of their network drives), because "OMG VIRUS ALERT!!11!!" Now Firefox is installed on all the computers.