What epic things have you done with your computer (and how)? (NEW RULE)

[Max4344]

I have made my computer talk to me before by making a program that does text to speech.

Thats not epic at all
I set up dual screens up

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[Frontrox]

those beaver ones do the trick

You know what I meant ;-;

[SpreadsPlague]

I overclocked too far and got BSOD 

[comedy101experiments]

Thats not epic at all
I set up dual screens up

I have, too.
NOEDIT: My command prompt is screwed, I have searched everywhere for a cmd.exe and command.bat and everything, but I can't find anything, please give me a link?

[Texan101]

I cleaned my motherboard with a metal dish-cleaning mesh.

[comedy101experiments]

I cleaned my motherboard with a metal dish-cleaning mesh.

k.

[Cybertails1998]

I pressed the power button

[comedy101experiments]

I pressed the power button

k.

[Port]

I broke them.

[Alteration]

I broke them.

>title says computer (singular)
>user says them (plural)

AFHGHGHGH MY MIND

[TeslaCoil]

I solved world hunger with my PC. Then ate the solution.

[comedy101experiments]

I solved world hunger with my PC. Then ate the solution.

k.

[Grodus]

I solved world hunger with my PC. Then ate the solution.

good plan

[Dexxtter]

I dropped my computer down a staircase and it still works fine.

[steve5451]

I threw a compaq off of my balcony once.
It sill worked except for the damaged HDD.
Fun fact, I put the components in another computer and replaced the HDD then gave it to our neighbors. They still use it to this day