What epic things have you done with your computer (and how)? (NEW RULE)

[comedy101experiments]

Hello!  I am back with another topic!  So, this time, all you have to do is post things like "I have made my computer into a touchscreen computer" and an optional explanation like "by syncing a Wii Remote via bluetooth to it and getting some free software and an infrared pen".  BEGIN :)
I have made my computer talk to me before by making a program that does text to speech.
I've also set up dual monitors :)

RULES:

- Please be serious

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[Barakuda]

I duct taped the mouse cable on my aunt's computer so it doesn't fall out.

[shyGriff]

this one time i used my computer to go on the blockland forums

am serious

[Barakuda]

I can run Battlefield 3 with max settings on!

[aludane]

Did some graphics card debugging both hardware swapping and software tests, found one had glitched out and needed replacing.

[Frontrox]

I unplugged all my fans because they used up too much ram.

I took apart a laptop and shot it up with a pellet gun

[Becquerel]

Took apart 2 Laptops, 2 Desktop COmputers, and an Xbox 360 Elite.

[Gambsy]

I unplugged all my fans because they used up too much ram.

sigd

[KoopaScooper]

i plugged my blu-ray drive and dvd drive into my raid ports and effectively doubled my bandwidth because i could

[Barakuda]

I put some nice colorful stickers on my laptop.

[Zuero]

i turned it off by holding down the power button

[Kochieboy]

I got the Intel i7 Quad Core processor.

[Nickelob Ultra]

assembling a Core i7, 6GB RAM, EVGA x58 SLI LE and a GTX460 together

[._maxwell23461_.]

I had windows aero on vista basic.

[Darkness ZXW]

I unplugged all my fans because they used up too much ram.

I took apart a laptop and shot it up with a pelt gun

those beaver ones do the trick