Gods message to you

[comedy101experiments]

Message from God to Jesus: "I am your father."

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[deadfall07]

"Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!"

what

[Yndaaa~]

Message from God to Andrew: "Hentai! Hentai! Hentai!"

God has acknowledged me.

[KILLERBUNNY]

Message from God to Killerbunny: "We're shorthanded, would you like to work as an angel?"
Oh ghee whiz

[Timezbrick]

forget you god >:C

[FrozenCitruS]

Message from God to Gareth Green: "Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!"

... Ok!

[Blastdown]

Message from God to Blastdown: "hey babe what r u wearing"

wrong number, apparently.

[Visage]

I got "I am disappoint"

[Blooker]

Message from God to Evan: "Wanna go on a date in Heaven this Saturday?"

Hells yeah.

[Supersylox]

Message from God to Supersylox: "Wanna go on a date in Heaven this Saturday?"

Sounds good to me

Message from God to Evan: "Wanna go on a date in Heaven this Saturday?"

Hells yeah.

PURELY COINCIDENCE

[Tingalz]

Message from God to Riddler: "It's time to wake the power sleeping within you."

[Kazami]

Message from God to Kazami: "Sorry, something went wrong when creating you."

[Alyx Vance]

Message from God to John : "Clean your room!"
Dammit I already did!

[?]

Message from God to Doodler: "We're coming for you."

Wow this sucks richards

[tkepahama]

Message from God to Riddler: "It's time to wake the power sleeping within you."

So that's what started it. ;-;