Author Topic: Losing Your Religion: brown townytic Thinking Can Undermine Belief  (Read 5797 times)

I guess you could say so. It was inside a church, but there was a lot of people. So yeah.

I know what you're talking about, I don't actually know for the term of it either.

Alright guys listen. I am not in my right mind right now lol. I baked in the sun and my vision is impaired because of the boat rocking. But yea like I have faith now you haters can accept Jesus or just stop bitching bout the ones who ain't staying for Armageddon.

Not sure what kind of religion that falls under.
The strangest kind
When a Christian accepts a scientific fact, even as simple as the Earth being round, they are denying the supposed word of a supposedly all-knowing god.
"Yeah I recognize all this science stuff and I recognize that the knowledge of a supposedly all-knowing god was limited to the knowledge of man at the time belief in him started, which is very suspicious, but I still choose to believe in him."


A prayer fixed him.
A 'miracle' is simply something that current science can not explain. Modern medicine does not completely understand the body, especially the brain.
Prayer has been statistically brown townyzed many times.
Each time it has been shown to not have any effect.

Here is all you must do to get into the great sky heaven place: Let Jesus into your heart. That's all, you can sin all your life but if you still let him in your heart NO FAKING your not burning.
This is one of the most disgusting teachings of Christianity. Your behavior doesn't matter at all, you can just dump all the responsibility and consequences on someone else.
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Alright guys listen. I am not in my right mind right now lol. I baked in the sun and my vision is impaired because of the boat rocking. But yea like I have faith now you haters can accept Jesus or just stop bitching bout the ones who ain't staying for Armageddon.

You can accept my sun god or stop bitching bout the ones who ain't staying for the sun apocalypse.

Alright guys listen. I am not in my right mind right now lol. I baked in the sun and my vision is impaired because of the boat rocking. But yea like I have faith now you haters can accept Jesus or just stop bitching bout the ones who ain't staying for Armageddon.
Nobody here is bitching or getting worked up besides you apparently, we're having a discussion

i'll happily wait around for the "armageddon" lol.

Alright guys listen. I am not in my right mind right now lol. I baked in the sun and my vision is impaired because of the boat rocking. But yea like I have faith now you haters can accept Jesus or just stop bitching bout the ones who ain't staying for Armageddon.

Look at him trying to make excuses

Also, you didn't have to post in this thread at all so you brought this on yourself.

alyx is an idiot, didn't we establish that forever ago
why is anyone even paying him any mind .-.

*Prepares to be flamed to forget*
Listen I talked to my aunt today and she told me something that changed my life FOREVER. I was given the gifts of what I was given for a reason, I was sent to earth as a witness to others to help save them. We take and know this because of these facts:
1. The gifts I was given.
2. The fact that no matter how many times I almost die I turn out just fine.
3. I keep getting attacked for having crazy ass gifts
4. 316 is my number man. My first names John and I see 316 a lot so yea "John: 316"
5. loving Satan doesn't want me to live.
6. Demonic stuff attacks me a lot more than the ones without gifts.



Off topic: loving room won't stop moving because I was on a boat ALL DAY and now stuff keeps moving and my brain is fried from the sun.


i thought satan just wanted to burn you in a black cauldron
or you could sign up for his football team and kick the angel team's ass

PEOPLE QUESTIONING MY CLAIMS, YOU'RE ATTACKING MY FAIITTHHH

Guys, what if God was one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home?

I wish the best for those you guys. I really do.
I'll keep everyone of you in my prayers next time I prayer.

Guys, what if God was one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home?
he'd probably be like, a high hobo or somethin

I wish the best for those you guys. I really do.
I'll keep everyone of you in my prayers next time I prayer.
forget off

I wish the best for those you guys. I really do.
I'll keep everyone of you in my prayers next time I prayer.
religious condescension at its best

have fun being poor, i'll think about you when i take dumps

religious condescension at its best

have fun being poor, i'll think about you when i take dumps
I'll even think of you. Be happy that I found at least one forget to give to everyone.