Nature has a sense of humor

[Alyx Vance]

oh god
what the hell are those things

I think those are gooey ducks.

[Ad Bot]

[TeslaCoil]

They are delicious actually. If you don't think they are, you can get back to eating your frozen dinners you scalliwags.

[danisaac5]

fossilised brachiosaurus semen
epic win

[JimJam]

I'd  imagine they'd be pretty good. People seem to be afraid of seafood that's not fish.

[Lando The Climber]

It's best when they get long and erect, then shoot out their liquid

I just pictured that on those loving monstrosities

[Comatose]

The ocean's snake.

[JimJam]

snake of the Sea.

[The Corporation]

I just pictured that on those loving monstrosities

UH

[bµbbler]

UH

[The Corporation]

First time I saw these things was on adult swim's loiter squad.
Immediately, I said, what the forget is that.

[Alyx Vance]

I think that sea food is delicious. Specially when its home cooked and you catch it your self.

[Hiok1998]

You are bent over for 4 to 6 hours of the day.

No don't say that. Its just not right for what they look like.

[Decepticon]

UH

[The Corporation]

I think that sea food is delicious. Specially when its home cooked and you catch it your self.

Wife=I think I'll have a little meat tonight
Husband=Better go get some viagra
Wife=Nope, get your ass out to the beach and start digging up clams

That night, the husband was heartbroken...
But seriously, I would probably try this as a delicacy.

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

Are those giant clams?

If so, they're good in sushi. If you think it's a snake from the ocean, you need to get your goddamn head out of the gutter.