"Well, excuse me, princess. I wasn't busy getting shot at, or anything. I mean, I wasn't attempting to keep you within custody of the force at all. Nooo, I was just sitting here, doing nothing worthwhile and playing Tetris on my phone," I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm, as I tended to his wounds. "And don't you dare try to bite me, punch me, or harm me in any way, or I will make you go through more pain than normally bearable."