I got bored and decided to post this. If you don't laugh, or you don't get it, laugh anyways.
A grannys drivin down the road, she gets pulled over.
Officer walks up to granny as she rolls down the window
Officer: Good afternoon ma'm do you know why i stopped ya?
Granny: Well no sir..
Officer: You were doin 65 in a 50 zone
Granny: Oh, was i?
Officer: Yes ma'm. Im gonna need to see you licence and car insurance papers.
Granny: I don't got that. All i got is $75,000 and a chopped up corpse in my trunk!
Officer: *Slowly backing away, eyes wide. Calls for backup.
Backup Officer: *Arrives and walks over to grannys car*
backup Officer: Ma'm, my partner tells me your driving with no license, no insurrance, and a ... corpse?
Granny: *Pulls out license and paperwork, pops trunk and nothing is there*
Granny: I bet that liar told you i was speedin too?
;) Granny got mad smartz
New: Mod version
Since you guys don't know what funny is, ill try a new approach.
Granny's driving along the road, hits a mouse, and launches into the air! She does a 720 tripple backflip swan dive nuke splash right into a 2 inch puddle. She crawls out, snaps 1,337 bones back into place, and a cop pulls up.
Officer: What happened ma'm?
Granny: My large snake slipped on a apple and jammed packed my fudge-hole! :D
Officer: Orly? Care if i join?
Granny: *Flashes officer w/ saggy ewwy bag titties*
Officer: OOOH YEA RIGHT THERE IN THE BACON CHUTE
Granny: OOOH YEA PACK THAT CANE IN THERE
Officer: Grips the grannys firm, but saggy sag rolls
Granny: *Finishes up the buisness*
Officer: Ok, ill let you go now, have a safe trip and don't hit any more IMPOSSIBLY HUGE MICE! :D
Granny: Wait, that will be 75$ for my services xD
Officer: Your under arrest for prostitution.
Granny: *Heart attack*
Now u laugh?
