oh my god i'm so loving scared

[Superbot]

so i'm minding my own business and i hear yelling outside, screaming, gunshots, and someone screaming "RUN"
holy forget i'm gonna stuff my pants can this get any more scarier

[Ad Bot]

[._maxwell23461_.]

uh
no offence but I don't really believe you, can you maybe get some audio?

[Alyx Vance]

so i'm minding my own business and i hear yelling outside, screaming, gunshots, and someone screaming "RUN"
holy forget i'm gonna stuff my pants can this get any more scarier

Keep down. That's all I have to say.

[Sheath]

so i'm minding my own business and i hear yelling outside, screaming, gunshots, and someone screaming "RUN"
holy forget i'm gonna stuff my pants can this get any more scarier

Derp if its real call the police.

[LOL :D]

I call bs.
This is like when some guy on Cat's said he was going to court as a witness of a murder.

[Superbot]

uh
no offence but I don't really believe you, can you maybe get some audio?

sadly my mic's broke

Derp if its real call the police.

yeah i'm going to do that

[PowerDag]

your home is safe haven, don't leave it. the forums will comfort you.

[Alyx Vance]

sadly my mic's brokeyeah i'm going to do that

Then call them and stop goofing around on the forums.

[Superbot]

your home is safe haven, don't leave it. the forums will comfort you.

the only time i'd leave my house is when everything's safe

[._maxwell23461_.]

Then call them and stop goofing around on the forums.

This

[e-maxx]

i'm sorry i was partyin' hard and a firework went off

[Superbot]

Then call them and stop goofing around on the forums.

i just did

i'm sorry i was partyin' hard and a firework went off

pfffft

[Alyx Vance]

the only time i'd leave my house is when everything's safe

Dufuq is a safe?
Safe to me is walking outside with tornado alarms blaring.

[PowerDag]

Dufuq is a safe?
Safe to me is walking outside with tornado alarms blaring.

safe is when you're comfortable and happy without a high chance of becoming a ded guye

[Superbot]

UPDATE!!!!!!11!!!1
police are here