Author Topic: What the actual forget Amazon  (Read 1870 times)

Whenever I order stuff on Amazon the shipping date is a lot longer than expected. It claims my stuff will take two months, but then it arrives within a couple days.
Amazon, get your stuff strait.
Well, stuff.
My battery could have been here, but now they probably took it back and stuff.
it better be here, though.

The screwdriver is here.
It's just now I have my mailbox key stuck in the public mailbox because the mailman won't bring the damn package to my door.
so you can't just go get it

so you can't just go get it
I got it.
Now my damn personal mailbox key is stuck in the public mailbox.
If that postman loving puts the mailbox key back in my private mailbox, I am going to loving laugh.

I got it.
Now my damn personal mailbox key is stuck in the public mailbox.
If that postman loving puts the mailbox key back in my private mailbox, I am going to loving laugh.
Damn that sounds like a hassle. Your whole thing that is.

Damn that sounds like a hassle. Your whole thing that is.
Military bases suck, just saying.
And we need a bigger house, as there are not enough rooms in this one.
The US government sucks.

Military bases suck, just saying.
And we need a bigger house, as there are not enough rooms in this one.
The US government sucks.
Amen.
When was the last time you left the Base?

Amen.
When was the last time you left the Base?
An hour ago.
To go to walmart to get some stuff.
Now I have to go stand outside in 30 degree Celsius weather to get the damn key back.

An hour ago.
To go to walmart to get some stuff.
Now I have to go stand outside in 30 degree Celsius weather to get the damn key back.
You were able to liberate Walmart?

Damn good son.

DealExtreme is better imo