So we were coming home from school, and we've been experiencing a rat problem from the previous day, so to lighten things up a bit, I decide to joke around with my mother. I yelled out "Holy crap, mom! It's the rat, right there!" I pointed to the ground right by her feet.
She walks through the door, and I look up at the corner of my doorway and this is what I see:

and then I yell, "HOHO GOD MOM IT'S THE REAL RAT omg"
We killed it with blunt sticks and we suffocated it by crushing the windpipe and it like wheezed. I feel bad now :<