Poll

What hat should the turret wear?

Patchwork fedora
1 (7.1%)
White fedora
4 (28.6%)
White patched gatsby
3 (21.4%)
Snow Cap
6 (42.9%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Author Topic: My turret just arrived  (Read 2367 times)

I ordered my life-sized inflatable portal turret from ThinkGeek on wednesday, it just arrived today. Pictures:







My skype profile image:


Thoughts?

My hand turrets suddenly switched to pinch mode and targeted your cheeks.

Well no ones stealing your computer tonight :P

My hand turrets suddenly switched to pinch mode and targeted your cheeks.

I get this alot, actually.

One, Mega-Bear has it right.
Two, NERGASM.
Three, hawt.

You are adorable.


That's a cool turret anyways.

OH MY JESUS
YOU LOOK EXACTLY
EXACTLY LIKE THE KID FROM THE GOONIES
AAAAAAAAA LET ME TOUCH YOU EVERYWHERERERERRER

what OP is not adorable he's
he's
idk what he is but it's not adorable

OH YEAH and cool turret. I would like to buy a ton of them and just set them up on my lawn.

Attach an iPod to it and have it play Turret Opera all day every day


OH MY JESUS
YOU LOOK EXACTLY
EXACTLY LIKE THE KID FROM THE GOONIES
AAAAAAAAA LET ME TOUCH YOU EVERYWHERERERERRER

OH GOD
RUN BOY WONDER (Neon), RUN!

You are adorable.


That's a cool turret anyways.
Whoa thats


Forgot nerermind

it would be cooler if it was made of metal


my sister has a little plushy one that makes shooting noises when you move in front of it