Author Topic: holy stuff my star fish (Read 1366 times)

Kilser · May 04, 2012, 01:04:30 AM

Fukn constipated. But I was like forget it and pushed it out and actually stretched my starfish to the size of a fist.
Discuss how my star fish is probably bleeding.

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Pitbull · May 04, 2012, 01:04:53 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

Decepticon · May 04, 2012, 01:05:23 AM

Quote from: Kilser on May 04, 2012, 01:04:30 AM

Fukn constipated. But I was like forget it and pushed it out and actually stretched my starfish to the size of a fist.
Discuss how my star fish is probably bleeding.

Be glad it didn't involve a tuna jar.

Raeyok · May 04, 2012, 01:05:56 AM

Quote from: Pitbull on May 04, 2012, 01:04:53 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

what makes this post funny is that your avatar is a roll of toilet paper

Kilser · May 04, 2012, 01:06:44 AM

Idk.
Using a tuna jar.
Seems pretty hot lmfao.
And I was actually deciding to take a big but it was like. A chose so it was bigger on each side and small on the tips.

Sheath · May 04, 2012, 01:07:30 AM

Quote from: Kilser on May 04, 2012, 01:04:30 AM

Fukn constipated. But I was like forget it and pushed it out and actually stretched my starfish to the size of a fist.
Discuss how my star fish is probably bleeding.

Lies

If this is true it could have caused tearing, which can require surgery. So I don't believe it since you'd be in bad pain. :u

Kilser · May 04, 2012, 01:08:53 AM

Quote from: Sheath on May 04, 2012, 01:07:30 AM

Lies

If this is true it could have caused tearing, which can require surgery. So I don't believe it since you'd be in bad pain. :u

no.
It hurt.
Its.worse then.giving birth.
Or losing ur virginity.
(Not that Ik what that feels like)

steve5451 · May 04, 2012, 01:11:46 AM

There's a term for it, but my crap stays back to build up size and suddenly decides to come down and when I crap it's intense pain and hurts like hell.
Always.

Spectrum2 · May 04, 2012, 01:12:33 AM

Quote from: Kilser on May 04, 2012, 01:08:53 AM

no.
It hurt.
Its.worse then.giving birth.
Or losing ur virginity.
(Not that Ik what that feels like)

are you high

Kilser · May 04, 2012, 01:13:21 AM

Pepsidude · May 04, 2012, 01:13:26 AM

Quote from: Kilser on May 04, 2012, 01:04:30 AM

Fukn constipated. But I was like forget it and pushed it out and actually stretched my starfish to the size of a fist.

Goatse?

Kilser · May 04, 2012, 01:20:00 AM

Pepsidude · May 04, 2012, 01:20:39 AM

Quote from: Kilser on May 04, 2012, 01:20:00 AM

Huh

I'd show you but I'd be banned for posting it.

Kilser · May 04, 2012, 01:21:13 AM

Pm me.

Darkness ZXW · May 04, 2012, 01:23:50 AM

Quote from: Kilser on May 04, 2012, 01:06:44 AM

Idk.
Using a tuna jar.
Seems pretty hot lmfao.
And I was actually deciding to take a big but it was like. A chose so it was bigger on each side and small on the tips.

i say once again, lsd is one hell of a drug