Dear Obama,
Hi. Get the forget out of our country or else we won't do stuff because we are pussies and convince Israel to nuke Iran please because we don't trust those brown people. we seem to like your huge and black snake. Please take a photo of it and make it the mandatory cover for all textbooks. And then rape yourself and your husband and possibly your children. Thus not ending this letter, aslo, Lord Tony is a friend, and you like to eat big macs at burger king and Okiver swallowed jello filled condoms of which contained SCP-173 and obviously, Jello.
I Want YOU to eat pootis birds and then kill Sarah Jessica Parker because she wants to get sodomized by a panda mastuerbate-ing to You. And than we will do lots of gay... things like sticking our richards in Justin Biber's tuna-jar. And when we die from the power of your gayness we go to hell and then we all eat tuna made from your pet dolphins. Most black people are gay but your snake says otherwise. Your richard is amazing. We would really like you to mold some carrots out ouf it so dragons everywhere can fly again and so moonshiners can be free. Then John Freeman ramped off the building and died. RIP. in your star fish so your pants are ded and then he commited Self Delete while sticking a copied topic to the man who had herpes and a rake stuck in your eyelids while he was loving your puppy. Meanwhile in Canada, your eyelids commited Self Delete while eating toilet paper and my eskimo friends are getting eaten by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Western Uraguay. Nuke Uraguay so john freeman doesnt become these hands. but however he eneded weapons. He walked into the DMV in order to obtain a license to drive to the spot where he could purchase illegal fire arms. Afterwords he proceeded to forget the governor.
I've always wondered if pigs could forget homoloveually while foxes commit assault and battery in Scandinavia. John Freeman meets Gordon Frohman and they gangrape Alyx with all their might while they choke to death on your face. Fin. Nish people have small snakees except for ANThropomorphic ones, and they all have these weird little kids, who are gay furries like frontrox (norly hes ghey n fury lol) who likes to jerk off to pictures of pictures of pictures of themselves. and watch indeception. Stroke my titties and spread your marmalade all over the wheat toast sitting on my kitchen table. That reminds me of something my friend once told me about when he was walking down the street while a boner comes, and a passing girl noticed it before pulling him into a bathroom and raping him brown townly with a stick from the man who stuff bricks, sold sticks and sucked richards because he knew a bunch of tricks. Give us 2pac back or else we will get Justin Beaver to forget GABE NEWELL in the ass for not making CISPA vetoed by Obama to be veto'd while i put my joint into beer and see what happens while I light a bong like a pusillanimous individual with a substance abuse issue, and they started to have long snakees.
Sincerely,
Dolan.
