Roll To Dodge v5: Hunger Games Edition (LET THE 93RD HUNGER GAMES BEGIN)

[LawtyLawt]

I'll do it.  During my financial literacy class :)

Lancelotitis
Description: Inflammation of the lancelot, causing procrastination in the afflicted. All symptoms are to be treated immediately with Hot Water and Stale Bread. Place the stale bread on the lancelot and pour hot water. This will kill 99% of the idea. This must be done everyday, whenever the afflicted gets an erection. After Pouring Hot Water, Gently remove bread, sing hokey pokey to the inflammation, and place the bread again. Lancelotitis has no known cure.

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[SirLancelot7]

Updating this won't betoo bad

[SirLancelot7]

I look around for plant life to wrap my leg in

[3] - You find some skimpy leaves.  You use them to try and stop the flow of the blood, but it is only helping a little.  

Status:  Cut on left leg.  Cut on right leg.

Inventory:
Shortsword

Scan area for anyone around me, then look for berries but DO NOT EAT

[5] - There is a small boy about 150 yards away.  He does not pay you attention.  You spot a cute little berry bush with pinkish blue berries.  You pick all of them and put them safely in your bag.

Status: bruised

Inventory:  
50 pink berries
3 knives

I use my super awesome sword to defend the backpack with Lugnut.  Once Fracture comes over, I heal him.

[5] - You kill off two NPCs who try and come and take the bag.  You run over to Fracture and pull the leaves away from his leg and throw on some more proffesional bandaging.  He is relieved.  Also:You instantly feel your mind taken over by a new outside force.  You will call him Gojira.

Status:  Face hurts

Inventory:
Longsword

check backpack for useful stuff and get arrow count

[1] - You reach in the bag and pull your hand out in pain.  You jabbed it on something sharp in there, most likely a knife.  You forget to check how many arrows you have.

Status:  Lightly cut hand

Inventory:
Large Backpack
Simple Bow
Arrows (?)

Get out of the water and continue looking for a food source after getting a drink

[4] - You take a drink.  You spot a fish swimming in the water.  It looks delicious.

Status:  Wet

Inventory:
15x15 Tarp

Keep running
Ready spear to stab people with.

[2] - You ready yourself to stab someone with your spear when you hear someone behind you.  You turn away just in time to avoid the swing of the sword.  He is much bigger than you and ready to kill.

Status: Scared.

Inventory:
Spear

Once I get to a safe distance away from the cornucopia, I cut a peice off the tarp and make a bandage.

[6] - You accidentally tear the tarp!  It is now in two small halves.

Status: Large cut in left arm

Inventory:
14 Matches
10x10 tarp
10x10 tarp
Backpack


FROM NOW ON, IF YOU DO NOT BOLD AND UNDERLINE YOUR COMMENT, IT WILL BE IGNORED.

[Fracture]

I go back to the Cornucopia with some sticks and a few leaves and try to set up a canopy to stop the sun.

[masterockets]

Make a small living area inside of the tree

[xxxxkill]

RUN RUN OH GOD RUN RUN RUN RUN FFFFFF-

Wait, better idea:
Climb up a tree, high enough so that he can't reach me with his sword, but not so high that I can't hit him with my spear. Attempt to disarm him.

[Gojira]

Kill the guy who tried to kill xxxxkill.

[Lugnut]

Kill the guy who tried to kill xxxxkill.

but you're with me and fracture wtf

[Fracture]

So we still have the, "Declare your action in 24 hours or you dont do anything" rule?

[SirLancelot7]

Yes.  I am about to update.

[SirLancelot7]

I go back to the Cornucopia with some sticks and a few leaves and try to set up a canopy to stop the sun.

[5] - You sneak around Gojira and Lugnut who are near and get into the Cornucopia.  You gather some large sticks and even some large 5x5 leaves.  You cannot make a canopy unless you want the others to notice you.

Status:  Healed legs.

Inventory:
Shortsword

Make a small living area inside of the tree

[6] - You find a nice little hole in the tree that looks roomy enough to stay in.  As you climb in, the woodrotten ground breaks through and you find yourself stuck in a tree.  You notice some ants come out..

Status: Stuck. 

Inventory: 
50 pink berries
3 knives

Kill the guy who tried to kill xxxxkill.

[5] - You stab through his body as he is about to kill xxx.  He falls next to xxx, dead.

Status:  None

Inventory:
Longsword

Lugnut

• - No move declared.  You stand there with the backpack.

Status:  Lightly cut hand

Inventory:
Large Backpack
Simple Bow
Arrows (?)

RedGajin

• - No move declared.  You look at the cute fishies

Status:  Wet

Inventory:
15x15 Tarp

Climb up a tree, high enough so that he can't reach me with his sword, but not so high that I can't hit him with my spear. Attempt to disarm him.

[3] - Your plans are disrupted by the man being slain already by Fracture.  You get up, ready to run away in case.

Status: Cautious

Inventory:
Spear

Blockhead55:

• - No move declared.  You continue to bleed.

Status: Large cut in left arm

Inventory:
14 Matches
10x10 tarp
10x10 tarp
Backpack

[Fracture]

Shrug off the two and continue making a canopy, but keep a hand on my shortsword just incase.

[masterockets]

Unstuck self from tree, throwing down one or two berries to get the ants away

[xxxxkill]

Engage in conversation with my savior~
Keep spear at the ready.

[Fracture]

Engage in conversation with my savior~
Keep spear at the ready.

Dont forget to Bold + Underline ;)