Author Topic: My friend is so ignorant  (Read 1822 times)

I had a bit of a headache from the 4 hour band concert that morning. Ok, so in science class, we are building model volcanoes. My friend Steve and I are in a group. We've been friends since first grade. He's kindof an starfish this year, but moving on. We were going to use coke and mentos to set it off instead of vinegar and baking soda. On friday, we made a list of materials. I was going to try to bring Chicken wire, and bring mentos and newspaper (Paper Mache'). He was supposed to bring a small bottle of coke, a large container of glue, and if I couldn't get the chicken wire, Straws. I couldn't get the chicken wire, so I brought mentos and newspaper. He brought a half full bottle of childrens glue and an empty 2 liter coke container. Not only was it huge compared to what we had wanted, but it was empty. No straws. He then proceeds to act like an starfish, blaming me for not bringing the materials I was supposed to bring. I explain, calmly to him, that he didn't bring any of the stuff he was supposed to. He saws that he, FOR A FACT, knows that he brought everything I asked for. I show him the list we made, and he acts like I had written it covertly under the table while we were having the conversation. The teacher passes around a worksheet. I take my chance to get the forget out of the conversation. 20 minutes later, he says "I dont understand why you never admit you're wrong."

I loving exploded. We fought for about ten minutes. It ended with him Doing the "Hes crazy" Finge rmotion on the side of his head. I call him a dumbstuff, apparently louder than I ment to. People look over and start giggling at him. He acts like hes going to punch me for embarrassing him, so I punch him in the face. I figure he's not going to ruin his false pride by going to the nurse, so I get up, and ask the teacher if I may go to the nurse for a migrain, which I have at this point. I go and get some tylenol and thats the last time I saw him today.

tl:dr forget you Steve

you just punched him in the face? and he just sat there and took it? it must not have been a very hard punch.

I dont punch to injure, I punch to humiliate. (< Weakness excuse)
Still.

Obviously you need to punch him as hard as you possibly can.

Steve sounds like a richard.


surprised nobody mentioned scumbag steve

surprised nobody mentioned scumbag steve
So bout that scumbag Steve.


Ha thats awesome if you just got up and went to the nurse. Trolled him hard.

That reminds me of when I punched my best friend in the face... 5 minutes later we got over it made friends again.


Still friends to this day.

Say you have a Migrane
Just punched someone in the face



No, Seriously

Say you have a Migrane
Just punched someone in the face



No, Seriously
I punched a black dude in the face before.

He kicked my ass.

Say you have a Migrane
Just punched someone in the face



No, Seriously

It's actualy rather ironic in a weird way since his friend got a "headache".

I punched a black dude in the face before.

He kicked my ass.

:I