Guy 1: Hey nice burger *Goes to buy a cigar*
Guy 2: Thanks
Guy 3: Isn't it fireproof?
Guy 2: Yah
Guy 3: Cool but how?
Guy 2: Donno it said in the menu at BK Fire Proof Burger: $1.99
Guy 3: Cool I'm going to BK
Guy 1: *Comes back from cigar shop* Yum this cigar is good
Guy 2: Ehh! Spit it out!
Guy 1: Alright but it'll cause a fire *Spits out cigar onto burger*
Guy 2: Sick! *Flings cigar away*
Guy 3: BK is on fire!
Guy 1: You killed Guy 3!
Guy 2: I caused a fire!
Guy 1: Noo! *Gets devored by fire*
Guy 2: THE CITY! *dies*
Burger: ... You sould of listened to Guy 1
(Heaven)
Guy 1: Told ya
Guy 2: Shut up
Guy 3: Look at the city everyones died
Guy 2: Wow the burger is really fire proof... I CAN STILL SEE IT!
City People: *Punches Guy 2*
Burger: *Goes to heaven* Yay im alive *Goes back to earth*
Earth: Im hot *sighs* IM ON FIRE!
2 seconds later
Everyone (Exept for Guy 2 and Burger): Grrr! *Kicks Guy 2 out of heaven and into hell*
Guy 2: Hey! *Become the devil* Muhaaaa!
Thats how the war in heaven started
(Mean while)
Burger: Yay! Im the only left thats from earth!
