Poll

Do you think this needs to improved in any way?

No, I find this very enjoyable.
Yes, there are some minor things (please post what).
Yes, there are some big problems (please post what).
I'm going to stop playing.

Author Topic: The Game - GAME OVER![Moved]  (Read 46281 times)

mmmm you must specify my dear gelatinous bouncing business man

Which enemy is at the lowest numerical health right now, for I wish to shoot him with my bolt-action service rifle

Which enemy is at the lowest numerical health right now, for I wish to shoot him with my bolt-action service rifle
>implying that i will go back and look for you
jellyboy pls

there are 4 pirates left, 2 musket guys and and 2 cutlass guys, look back through the turn reports my dear jellobello

forget that stuff


Shoot a musket guy with my Spragfedl


Get closer and shoot that guy again

Rise from the dead and kill all sons of bitches.



Obligatory "Where's Gajin?" post and first page drop-off prevention

sorry guis, finals and stuff


As everyone prepares to do their individual actions, all the other pirates join in with the one singing pirate, making one dark, deep, tune. They gradually get louder and you notice a disturbance in the water, and begin to hear female voices join in on the singing:


These wonderful depths of the ocean
Call to us and our sins
Please join us in our heart bound motion
Let us bring you right in

Please, brother take heed of our notions
Oh please brother
Join us within


On the last note, you see figures leap out of the water, you notice fins and arms, fangs and eyes. They are mermaids, all beautiful women  submerged, but now they are aiming to kill you. Part of the dock breaks, and Jelly and Slezak are separated from the rest of the group. Legends part of the dock also breaks, leaving him alone with one of the pirates and 3 mermaids.

As Jelly and Slezak take note of the 5 mermaids around them, Jelly notices one of them slip underwater. Seconds later, he hears a large crash and a well manicured hand reaches out from under the dock and grabs his leg, pulling him down.


original song composed by yours truly

I was thinking Kraken but okay vampire mermaids works as well.

Start shooting at the pirates attempting to rape and assault legendz.

OH GOD WHAT

STAB MERMAID STAB MERMAID STAB MERMAID

"Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow, this is worse than when that guy set the stage on fire with one of his 'acts'! Only these women actually seemed to enjoy the show."

Guitar the back of the head of Jelly's captor if I can, then try to grab Jelly away whether the attacker lets go or not.

"...Man, even if we survive this, how are gettin' off this dock...?"

Edit: See latest post on next page for updated action.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2012, 09:57:04 PM by Slezak »

"Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow, this is worse than when that guy set the stage on fire with one of his 'acts'! Only these women actually seemed to enjoy the show."

Guitar the back of the head of Jelly's captor if I can, then try to grab Jelly away whether the attacker lets go or not.

"...Man, even if we survive this, how are gettin' off this dock...?"
that would be impossible seeing as the thing is under the dock and has his leg pulled about halfway through

STAB MERMAID HAND STAB MERMAID HAND SAVE ME