Ass Effect
Live and breathe the enormous world of Ass. Travel the Hills of Glory, plunge into the depths of the Hole and get lost in the dense dark jungles. Strange vibrations ripple across the world as the inhabitants are baffled by these tremors. Feels like something significant is about to happen, you can practically smell it in the air. What could it be? Discover the tale of the Ass Effect!
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