name kids jack and sparta
"This is Sally. She likes to run."
"This is Jake. He likes to be rocked.
"This is Dylan. He li-"
"THIS IS SPARTA!!!1!1"
and
"Jack! Off!"
change last name to off
"M'name's Jack. Jack Off."
or name your cat jack. if you would, you'd have to have an allowing wife. (or a stupid one :I)
