Totally butt forgeted

[Blockhead36001]

So, I am currently in Emirates in Dubai and my family has a bus to catch in like 10 minutes but we scheduled a safe guy to come out and pick-lock the safe holding all of my mom's valuables and they are leaving me here to watch it yet this hotel has been completely untrusting and has never been on time once at all. They want me to stay and grab the objects when he latches it open when he'll have 3 people helping him unlock it yet it's just me to make sure he doesn't end up taking any of it. So, now, I'm stuck here having to guard it from 4 buff-Arabic-men pick-locking the safe...

 

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[fred da kiko]

when it opens, quietly say "praise allah" and quickly bow your head.

[Blockhead36001]

when it opens, quietly say "praise allah" and quickly bow your head.

That might just work...

[Kilser]

While you bow your head they will
Steal.
Everything.

[fred da kiko]

While you bow your head they will
Steal.
Everything.

you just bow it really fast, the same way a lazy christian would do the sign of the cross crazy fast.

[Kilser]

If you take your eyes off it. It will be gone.
No matter what.

[fred da kiko]

If you take your eyes off it. It will be gone.
No matter what.

you don't have to. either way, that plan would either look like disrespect or reverence, so much so that they might help you or stab you.

[Kilser]

Or both.

[LawtyLawt]

What if the arabs were secretly gay?
And the only reason they agreed to opening your door is so that they can make sweet desert love?
And what if they Force you to join.
Then you are
*sunglasses*
Totally butt forgeted

[Kilser]

or rob you and leave you stranded in bangcok.

[fred da kiko]

What if the arabs were secretly gay?
And the only reason they agreed to opening your door is so that they can make sweet desert love?
And what if they Force you to join.
Then you are
*sunglasses*
Totally butt forgeted

or rob you and leave you stranded in bangcok.

looks like they're *shades* gonna bang his rooster



YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

[LawtyLawt]

Well looks like you'll have
*sunglasses*
An early taste of dessert

[fred da kiko]

you can't have dessert
*shades*
until you eat your meat.


YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

[LawtyLawt]

Looks like those arab guys
*Chairface*
Like vanilla

[fred da kiko]

i could make so many more but i don't want to get banned...