I awoke to find my pantalones unzipped

[Bisjac]

it happens to my girlfriend a lot when shes put out during a dental procedure.

its like magic i guess.

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[TheABELBOTO]

it happens to my girlfriend a lot when shes put out during a dental procedure.

its like magic i guess.

a dark form of magic, and it can only be pulled off by (GASP) QUICK, TO THE FAP MOBILE!

[Riot]

it happens to my girlfriend a lot when shes put out during a dental procedure.

its like magic i guess.

Says the wizard of all astral perversions, the conjurer of loveual desires.

I bet you unzipped her pants while still in the waiting room, hmm?

[TheABELBOTO]

Says the wizard of all astral perversions, the conjurer of loveual desires.

I bet you unzipped her pants while in the waiting room, hmm?

nonesense, it can only be pulled by a wizard, not a man of fap!

[Riot]

Bisjac is a wizard, that's why i'm also skeptical about my pants.

Although to know his secret you'll need to scavenge the forum for a series of cryptic symbols and hints.

[TheABELBOTO]

Bisjac is a wizard, that's why i'm also skeptical about my pants.

hmm, QUICK, take out fap-searchers!

[HellHound]

hmm, QUICK, take out fap-searchers!

What the hell is with you and the "fap" stuff seriously.

[Riot]

I think this wonderful moment completes the forum.

Rejoice!

[masterockets]

Nobody said it yet? damn

It was me

[mlockha]

What the hell is with you and the "fap" stuff seriously.

I agree, Shut the forget up about fap. You've said it like 5 times in this thread alone.

[TheABELBOTO]

Nobody said it yet? damn

It was me

i shall use the fap-morray!

*you got insemenated

crap, NOT THAT ONE, dil-boy!

[james4115]

I agree, Shut the forget up about fap. You've said it like 5 times in this thread alone.

50*

[xxxxkill]

well sweetie, if your hopefully not to sweet, this might not be a candy shop

(what did i just say?)

I'm serious
Stop
I really don't want to see you with another bloody account
You're like Okiver
Except more/less obnoxious.

[HellHound]

50*

Fifty loving billion times.

[xxxxkill]

Fifty loving billion times.

50¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰ x 50¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰?