Oh my god...

[Oasis]

well I can easily find a pic if something similar on the I
Internet and pm it to you.

I'm sure he can find his own carrots, but he thanks you.

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[Slicks555]

well I can easily find a pic if something similar on the I
Internet and pm it to you.

Generally "pics or it didn't happen" insinuates that you're supposed to put some kind of timestamp or post it note in the picture to verify it's a picture taken by you for this purpose.

[Teneksi]

I don't understand how you can not know whether it is or not. How many uses can you find for a rubbery phallic object?

[John Freeman]

Generally "pics or it didn't happen" insinuates that you're supposed to put some kind of timestamp or post it note in the picture to verify it's a picture taken by you for this purpose.

Edit: found a photo uploading app, will do it later, if it's still there.

[tkepahama]

Well I would take a pic of the actuall thing, but im on my itouch.

PM me a picture of it as soon as you get to something that can take pics.
 

[Slicks555]

Well I would take a pic of the actuall thing, but im on my itouch.

The thought has struck me: have you held it? I somehow doubt she cleans it, as disgusting as that sounds. Meaning, you've probably touched your own mother's.. fluids.

[Alyx Vance]

Okay hows this..
Does it look like a richard?
Does it vibrate?
Can it be hardened?

Answer those.

[Mardalf]

Well I would take a pic of the actuall thing, but im on my itouch.

camera-photobucket-forums

[Jacob/Lee]

Okay hows this..
Does it look like a richard?
Does it vibrate?
Can it be hardened?

Answer those.

Metapod?

[Slicks555]

Okay hows this..
Does it look like a richard?
Does it vibrate?
Can it be hardened?

Answer those.

I can answer those for him, as he's implied the answers to all of them.

It looks like a richard.
It does not vibrate.
It can not be hardened, but it is not completely floppy.

[John Freeman]

The thought has struck me: have you held it? I somehow doubt she cleans it, as disgusting as that sounds. Meaning, you've probably touched your own mother's.. fluids.

...
Well, I'm going to go kill everyone who has ever made a joke about loving my mom, and wash my hands with a stuff ton of soap.
Thanks for bringing that up

[Slicks555]

...
Well, I'm going to go kill everyone who has ever made a joke about loving my mom, and wash my hands with a stuff ton of soap.
Thanks for bringing that up

Hydrochloric acid does wonders. Make sure it's 1.0 molar or higher, too. That's the good stuff.

Idk if anyone's actually stupid enough to do this, but don't.

[Alyx Vance]

I can answer those for him, as he's implied the answers to all of them.

It looks like a richard.
It does not vibrate.
It can not be hardened, but it is not completely floppy.

Hmmm.

On a scale of 1-10 OP, how much does it look like a richard?

[Teneksi]

I don't understand how you can not know whether it is or not. How many uses can you find for a rubbery phallic object?

I'm still wondering about this

[Oasis]

...
Well, I'm going to go kill everyone who has ever made a joke about loving my mom, and wash my hands with a stuff ton of soap.
Thanks for bringing that up

Yo mama's so fat, she's at high risk for cardiac disease and high blood pressure.

Do I get hit-listed yet?