Funny ways of surviving starvation

[Mysteroo]

I was planning on making a sort of Minecraft survival guide, first video will be how to survive starvation. I have a few ideas, but now I'm stuck. Any suggestions?

Oh- also, forgot to say, these are supposed to be funny solutions that may or may not actually work

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[Demian]

Megathread?

[Cybertails1998]

1. punch pigs get pork

[Port]

2. quit game

[Isaac Fox]

There isn't really a way to survive starvation in Minecraft besides just eating meat, is there?

[zookuw]

There isn't really a way to survive starvation in Minecraft besides just eating meat, is there?

Minecraft doesn't even let you starve unless you are on hard.

It's a loving handicapped system.

[Kalphiter]

Um, just die at the same point at which you spawn?

[Flamecannon]

ITS BEEN THREE LONG DAYS WITHOUT ANY PEACEFUL HUNGER RECOVERING MOBS

TIME TO DRINK MY OWN PISS

[Wehrmacht]

ITS BEEN THREE LONG DAYS WITHOUT ANY PEACEFUL HUNGER RECOVERING MOBS

TIME TO DRINK MY OWN PISS

"guess i better eat this wool..."

[Katadeus]

Live on one melon seed, 5 dirt, and one torch underground.

[Anti-Block]

giant tower of dirt with 200 pigs

[KoopaScooper]

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[Ceist]

so if i take three pounds of wheat IRL i can make some bread and my hunger can be restored for 5 minutes?

[Mr.Noßody]

Ive heard that in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral.