You ARE the Father

[The Corporation]

That was the best derail I've seen in a while.

OnTopic-
Actually, that's just a rouge piece of DNA.
The guy next to me is a monster who can take whatever form he likes, and he ended up taking mine soo....
it's really his, but not mine despite the DNA match.

later, gonna go watch sum moar Fairy Tail.

[Ad Bot]

[Kalphiter]

rouge

[Sami2ss]

what

omg so clever

[Decepticon]

I was going to type a well thought out response on how I would stay in the kid's life, pay child support, and stick together as a family if I loved the mother but lol forget that Self Delete for the win.

[Port]

what the stuff is this

[Alex Man!]

Wrap the baby in tin-foil, put a pill in the baby. throw it out the window. it will be the hobo's choice to raise it or eat it. If it is eaten, the pill goes into the hobo and they go down the rabbit hole. If they raise it, they will go back as they were. Let it begin.

[Big Brother]

I would beat them to a pulp.


No just kidding I would sale them to Frontrox.

giving anything with a pulse to Frontrox is generally a bad idea.

[Sami2ss]

giving anything with a pulse to Frontrox is generally a bad idea.

i think that was the point.

[aludane]

Demand $6,000,000 in compensation from the mother.

[Skorpion]

Panic.

[Zloff]

                                      V government wanting child support $

   Me ^

[indyjones]

Nothing as obviously that baby was expected from my actions

[Sami2ss]

Nothing as obviously that baby was expected from my actions

i failed to understand what you said

[Port]

what the stuff is this

[fred da kiko]

i get the coat hanger...