Author Topic: Jail Escape  (Read 1585 times)

Okay. 2 years in jail. You've had enough. You're gonna break out of this loving hellhole.
Guide yourself on how to escape Blocko City Prison for the Criminally Out of their loving minds Insane.

>You wake up in cheapie jail, and the guards are leading every prisoner in Cell Block C4 to the mess hall. Your door is open.
INVENTORY: Prisoner uniform, Teddy Bear

Spoon at the wall for a few years.

kill yourself by eating the teddybear

sart a riot in the cafitira, trip a man over and when a cop is bending over to help up the guy, rape that mother forgeter take his gun and shoot him in the back of the head

When you finish eating in the mess hall, place the eating equipment in the pockets of your prisoner uniform. When you are being leaded back to a cell, repeatedly stab the guard whilst he is unlocking your cell.

When you finish eating in the mess hall, place the eating equipment in the pockets of your prisoner uniform. When you are being leaded back to a cell, repeatedly stab the guard whilst he is unlocking your cell.
>In his last few breaths, the cop calls for backup in his walkie-talkie.

Take gun and keys from cop and hide in a supply closet (lock it too).

Take gun and keys from cop and hide in a supply closet (lock it too).
>You do so, and sprint to the supply closet and lock it. It's a medium sized closet, do you're not squished THAT much. You quietly chomp on a soft pretzel. You hear footsteps of guards rushing into the room.


"Where areas he?!" The officer shouts.
"I saw him go into the closet!" Henry, your straight-forward enemy tattles.
"Which one?!" Another officer shouts.

"Where areas he?!" The officer shouts.
"I saw him go into the closet!" Henry, your straight-forward enemy tattles.
"Which one?!" Another officer shouts.

Jump out and charge at them.

Then release all the prisoners.

>As you jump out, you see 5 guards, and prisoners staring in awe.
INVENTORY: Prisoner uniform, Pistol, 100 rounds, key chain, Pretzel crumbs
« Last Edit: May 19, 2012, 09:18:15 AM by LOL :D »

Shoot guards, taking cover behind the door to the closet.

>As you jump out, you see 5 guards, and prisoners staring in awe.
INVENTORY: Prisoner uniform, Pistol, 100 rounds, key chain, Pretzel crumbs

Shoot them all. Then release the prisoners.