Fracesco Papallo's Marvelous Rescuing Badspot Adventure

[ShadowsfeaR]

I am master doge.

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

I am master doge.

Master Doge.
Do you swear your allegiance to the one true high king, Badspot?

[ShadowsfeaR]

Si senor

[LawtyLawt]

Si senor

THEN IT IS SETTLED.
NOW WE MUST MAKE LOVE UNDERNEATH THE MOONLIGHT TO SEAL THE CONTRACT.

[ShadowsfeaR]

My doge powers have sealed my star fish shut. I commence protocol alpha to deal the deal.

[LawtyLawt]

My doge powers have sealed my star fish shut. I commence protocol alpha to deal the deal.

I do not know the ways of the doge.
Tell me more of this Protocol Alpha.

[Trymos]

*E-mails kompressor asking for all of his money to save me, "the nigerian prince"*
Hehe, he will never know its a scam to steal all of the update money budget!

[LawtyLawt]

*E-mails kompressor asking for all of his money to save me, "the nigerian prince"*
Hehe, he will never know its a scam to steal all of the update money budget!

That...
That's...
Glorious...

[Trymos]

That...
That's...
Glorious...

I know, right?
I bet kompressor will fall for it!

[Eussorus]

I support Kompressor.
FOR A DARKER FUTURE.

[LawtyLawt]

I know, right?
I bet kompressor will fall for it!

His money is gone.
YESSSS
WE CAN NOW FUND OUR 3RD STARSHIP :D

TRAITOR!

[Trymos]

His money is gone.
YESSSS
WE CAN NOW FUND OUR 3RD STARSHIP :D
TRAITOR!

Any proof that his money is gone?
Like a bank statement?

[LawtyLawt]

Any proof that his money is gone?
Like a bank statement?

Yes.
Kompressor sent me a death threat.

[ShadowsfeaR]

I do not know the ways of the doge.
Tell me more of this Protocol Alpha.

First you must kill the gats then host a family RP for more than two days.

[LawtyLawt]

First you must kill the gats then host a family RP for more than two days.

Then.
I shall use your mouth.