Fracesco Papallo's Marvelous Rescuing Badspot Adventure

[Alyx Vance]

I'll send the hot chicks.... TOPLESS!

*sends topless hot chicks*

FBI and all them: Omg I am seduced by the tits you may pass.

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

HAHAHAH! I'll send my friend's argonian concubines to do the trick!


What the actual fu-


Naked


What are you ev-


With death threats written in their backs.


Works for me

The police officers and riot police shoot them on sight.

I'll send the hot chicks.... TOPLESS!

*sends topless hot chicks*

FBI and all them: Omg I am seduced by the tits you may pass.

The riot police in-city arrest them on sight and the FBI are trained more discipline.

[Alyx Vance]

Plan B!

RAM TIME!

*Rams all the trucks into the blockade busting through*

Don't underestimate the power of 10000 Rednecks with a brick on the accelerator in a 4 wheel drive.

ALSO MY brother'S HAVE ARRIVED!


brother: Yo dawg what we do?
Me: The popo be for the east!
brother: HELL NAH!

[Decepticon]

Plan B!

RAM TIME!

*Rams all the trucks into the blockade busting through*

Don't underestimate the power of 10000 Rednecks with a brick on the accelerator in a 4 wheel drive.

ALSO MY brother'S HAVE ARRIVED!


brother: Yo dawg what we do?
Me: The popo be for the east!
brother: HELL NAH!

A SWAT officer throws a stun grenade into one of the trucks, and considering the trucks are cooped up together, one of the drivers are stunned and slams into another truck, slamming into another causing  a gigantic wreck of trucks. Your trucks have been reduced to 14.

[LawtyLawt]

The police officers and riot police shoot them on sight.

Am I... Dead?


No Lad! I am!


Wait you can't kill a-


Dad's dead, mom's dead!


*Looks outside to see Storm Atronachs raping Dead police officers*
What the f-



We're ALL dead! HAHAHAH! Just kidding


I killed 100 of them


That's ni-


Single-Handedly


We don't have ti-


With my richard


... Let's walk now shall we?

[Alyx Vance]

No we didn't get close.


Trucks are only reduced to 8000.

stuff just got real!


*Everyone opens fire killing 3/4th the officers*

[Decepticon]

Soon, after a couple of hours of destruction, the big ones finally arrive.

[Port]

How can I talk!?


Magic.


Well this is silly.


No it isn't.


You two are silly.

[Decepticon]

Military units get out of the transports, and quickly run to their destinations.

[Alyx Vance]

*See's trucks*
NO! MUST BRING IN THE BIG GUNS!



*Army of black people from the Ghettos*
Haha!

[Decepticon]

Soon, the ghetto's worst fear appears

The LAPD.

[Qwepir]

ghetto's worst fear

The LAPD.

wrong

[LOL :D]

what is this i dont even
new "badspot" thread?

[LOL :D]

Let's bomb them back to hell.

[Flamecannon]

HARK THY FALTEROUS FOE THOU SHALT NOT DEFY THY LANDS OF NAZERATH AND OPEN THYSELF FOR A BRUISE BAG OF SENSELESS VIOLENCE STRUCK DOWN BY THE HAND OF GOD HIMSELF THROUGH THE PORTAL OF ASGARDIAN FOULS SHUNNED THYSELF UPON MY NAME, THUMB BITTEN AND FROWNED AS THE LORD