Fracesco Papallo's Marvelous Rescuing Badspot Adventure

[Decepticon]

Meanwhile, on the outskirts of a town that has rebellions against shadows,

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

Meanwhile, on the outskirts of a town that has rebellions against shadows,

OH NOES

ALYX, CANCEL THAT QUEST.

[Alyx Vance]

Alright. Should I come back with backup?

[LawtyLawt]

Alright. Should I come back with backup?

Whoever you can bring, just hurry!

[Decepticon]

After about a hour, the police charge into town and start arresting and preparing.

They prepare their weapons.

[Alyx Vance]

Whoever you can bring, just hurry!

Alright.

*Brings entire town*

Alright I got about 20'000 dumb ass's



(I'm just going off the town I am in right now)

[Decepticon]

A massive SWAT armored transport drops off 5 Riot Police officers.

[LawtyLawt]

I've-a come to help you! For the cheese of course!

[Decepticon]

Two grey/gray cars suspiciously pull up behind a few cars behind Lawty's vehicle heading towards the city.

[Alyx Vance]

My large army of idiots is armed with shotguns and other rifles.

We have trucks with 40 inch tires.


Battle time between my army and your army?

[Decepticon]

My large army of idiots is armed with shotguns and other rifles.

We have trucks with 40 inch tires.


Battle time between my army and your army?

Pretty much.
Alyx Vance's large army of idiots in trucks with 40 inch tires come across a blocked highway filled with armored SWAT vans, the cars ahead are being checked for identification, checking if they support shadows or not. There is also a large group of heavily armed police officers and a FBI agent with a tactical vest on. A SWAT helicopter is also in the sky. Meanwhile, the cars still stalk Lawty.

[LawtyLawt]

Two grey/gray cars suspiciously pull up behind a few cars behind Lawty's vehicle heading towards the city.

Lookit that lad!


Assassins...


NO! DEAD MEN!


AHAHAHAHAHAHA


I hope they like the mind of pelagius as much as I!

[Alyx Vance]

My army has awesome aim because it is comprised of hunters.
*Upgrade trucks* Armor +10
New Vehicle: Mobile Home X20
New Skill: Ear rape




I am so forgeted...

Time to head to [ Ghetto ass town ] to get black peoples. They have guns and they pwn like a mother forget.

[Decepticon]

Both police cars turn their sirens on and a FBI agent calls in reinforcements and warns the upcoming roadblock.

[LawtyLawt]

Both police cars turn their sirens on and a FBI agent calls in reinforcements and warns the upcoming roadblock.

HAHAHAH! I'll send my friend's argonian concubines to do the trick!


What the actual fu-


Naked


What are you ev-


With death threats written in their backs.


Works for me