Fracesco Papallo's Marvelous Rescuing Badspot Adventure

[Pitbull]

I cast my level eight eroticism, on Lawty, and a pelvic thrust of holiness

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

I cast my level eight eroticism, on Lawty, and a pelvic thrust of holiness

EROTICUS RAPUS!


Why do I feel so kinky?


Hump levels are increasing!


Attach Lawty to the core!


But why?


We need to go to maximum Overhump, sir!


Then it shall be done
*presses button, A bright green spherical object emerges from the bottom.*
LAWTY! YOU NEED TO HUMP THIS!


AYE AYE SIR!
*Takes off pants*


Amazing, Lawty's richard is the long lost artifact... The core richard!


GURREN LAWTON! SPIN ON!
*Ship transforms to human form*


AMAZING! DIRECT richard ENERGY TO CHEST VAGINA!


WHAT IS THIS?!? INCREASE BARRIER INPUT HNGGGGGGGGGGGGG.


LAWTY DO YOUR BEST!


AYE AYE SIR!
*Humps harder*


NO! HOW CAN YOU BREAK THROUGH THE SHIELD! GUARDS! GET THEM!


STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!


SPECIAL rooster ATTACK! richard CANNON SUPREEEEEME!


ARGGHHHH


GFAJHFJMBDJFB


*EXPLOSON*



Eets so bootifol
*Escape hatch*


MY ARMY! MY LIFE SAVINGS! MY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Lawty is credit to team!

[Port]

my sides

[LawtyLawt]

my sides

Prot is credet to spesshep tem

[Port]

yes

[LawtyLawt]

yes

Make pector stury ples.

[Alyx Vance]

I am currently on a quest... I have traveled north to wherever I am going

[LawtyLawt]

I am currently on a quest... I have traveled north to wherever I am going

While you're at it, retrieve the holy flashlight of Ysgramor, we need it.

[Port]

Also retrieve the cursed fleshlight of Grageorgeragro.

[LawtyLawt]

Also retrieve the cursed fleshlight of Grageorgeragro.

That thing was destroyed by the crusade, when the mighty mondays of Age of Time forums used it to dispel the mighty Braavos, remember?

[Port]

That thing was destroyed by the crusade, when the mighty mondays of Age of Time forums used it to dispel the mighty Braavos, remember?

Oh right.

[LawtyLawt]

Oh right.

We also need 5 dozen eggs.

[Port]

We also need 5 dozen eggs.

For what?

[Alyx Vance]

While you're at it, retrieve the holy flashlight of Ysgramor, we need it.

Alright I shall get it... I might have to go further north to the holy town.

We also need 5 dozen eggs.

Grade A?

[LawtyLawt]

For what?

You know what it's for.

Alright I shall get it... I might have to go further north to the holy town.
Grade A?

Convince the monks of the holy Bedroom to go to Interior town to help defend it.
Yes Grade A! IT ALWAYS IS GRADE A.