Fracesco Papallo's Marvelous Rescuing Badspot Adventure

[LawtyLawt]

Oh no!

We'll show them... ALYX!


Yes, O honorable son?


Are the rape engines ready?



Yes...


PORT, NOW, ROLL THE D20 AND CAST LEVEL TENEROTICISM!


You sure?


YES.

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

Thine shadows shall falter and fail, for I walk in the light! I shall draw my power from the One true power of terrains, and destroy thine foul shadow army!

Thou's light is the one to falter, mortal! You cannot stop the shadows, for they have already been working at your lives!

Aye' what makes thee think his soul is impure?

Do you dare question the great shadow master's will, knave?

[Alyx Vance]

Thou's light is the one to falter, mortal! You cannot stop the shadows, for they have already been working at your lives!

Do you dare question the great shadow master's will, knave?

I shall question who ever I may want to question! Conserve and protect!

[xxxxkill]

I shall question who ever I may want to question! Conserve and protect!

Oh I will enjoy murdering you, heathen.

[LawtyLawt]

Thou's light is the one to falter, mortal! You cannot stop the shadows, for they have already been working at your lives!

ONLY THE HEAVENS CAN FORGIVE YOU, YOU INDOLENT WENCH! YOU DARE QUESTION THE POWER OF LIGHT!
I CALL UPON YOU: KAJE! HERO OF ALL THE MAPPERS!

Oh I will enjoy murdering you, heathen.

HEATHEN?!?
YOU DO ATROCITIES TO THE LAND I LOVE.
YOU DEFILE OUR PURE WIVES.
YOU ENSLAVE OUR BELOVED CHILDREN
AND WORSE OF ALL, YOU MURDER OUR HEROES AND DESECRATE THEIR NAMES.
AND YOU DARE CALL US HEATHENS?
THE RIVER SHALL FLOW RED WITH YOUR BLOOD!

[Alyx Vance]

Oh I will enjoy murdering you, heathen.

Bring it on, naive.

I am a mapper of the interiors! (Battle mode engaged?)

[comr4de]

please dont do this

[Decepticon]

STOP RESISTING.

[xxxxkill]

ONLY THE HEAVENS CAN FORGIVE YOU, YOU INDOLENT WENCH! YOU DARE QUESTION THE POWER OF LIGHT!
I CALL UPON YOU: KAJE! HERO OF ALL THE MAPPERS!
HEATHEN?!?
YOU DO ATROCITIES TO THE LAND I LOVE.
YOU DEFILE OUR PURE WIVES.
YOU ENSLAVE OUR BELOVED CHILDREN
AND WORSE OF ALL, YOU MURDER OUR HEROES AND DESECRATE THEIR NAMES.
AND YOU DARE CALL US HEATHENS?
THE RIVER SHALL FLOW RED WITH YOUR BLOOD!

I SHALL RAID YOUR TOWNS
AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF YOUR WOMEN!

Bring it on, naive.

I am a mapper of the interiors! (Battle mode engaged?)

Battle mode engaged.

Fight me, pathetic "hero" of the light!

[LawtyLawt]

Bring it on, naive.

I am a mapper of the interiors! (Battle mode engaged?)

ALYX: 75 HIT POINTS
>RAPE
>RAPE HARDER
>Eggplants
>Czarhs

(Target XXXXKILL: 90 Hit Points)

[Port]

PORT, NOW, ROLL THE D20 AND CAST LEVEL TENEROTICISM!


You sure?


YES.

[xxxxkill]

ALYX: 75 HIT POINTS
>RAPE
>RAPE HARDER
>Eggplants
>Czarhs

;~;
C'mon man

Anyways
I gotta sleep
Night

[Alyx Vance]

;~;
C'mon man

Anyways
I gotta sleep
Night

I just literally raped you hahaha!
richard POWER!

[LawtyLawt]

Sir I see their weakness, after raping for 40 hours!


Let me see that.
Mother of god.
Blue spot on the chest, that means-


YES
I HAVE A CHEST VAGINA!

[LawtyLawt]

Bump