Author Topic: Fracesco Papallo's Marvelous Rescuing Badspot Adventure  (Read 16344 times)

Why am I running out of ideas...


I've come to help you, Badspot!


BADSPOT!
I'VE COME TO HELP YOU
WITH YOUR TROUBLES
SO YOU CAN BE FREE


I work for the shadows and my target is Mercury!

Sonocigaretteunbump

Good Texan penicizing




I've found you Mercury!


stuff! Lawty, help!


MERCURY! PORT, QUICKLY, BEAM HIM UP.


Yes sir!


You'll never get to him in time!


Communications are jammed...


MERCURY! QUICKLY COME WITH ME!


I have no choice. ALLEZ OUP!


I HAVE BEEN FOILED YET AGAIN
*Rumbling noises*
WHAT IS...?


WE SHALL NOT VOTE FOR YOU!


AGHHHH HNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*Melts*


Good job guys.


Haha! Good job, men! Our next target is Lee Harvey Oswald!


Haha! Good job, men! Our next target is Lee Harvey Oswald!

Oh stuff.

-In the screeching lands. The league of shadows meet-

Hello gentlemen.


Has anyone seen Neutro? 90 foot robot of mass destruction hard to miss, really.


NEUTRO IS HERE


So... Shadow lord... What have you bought?


Be silent fool...


YOU BE SILENT!


Silence gentlemen.
*Shadowglare*


Drak lorde, cnai b drak doge?


Gratna pls.


*Shadowglare*
As you may know we have captured Badspot...


What do you intend to do with him my lord.


I intend to rape him, until he is tainted by the shadow...


Lord, if I may be so bold, I know a man to send against these petulant fools...


Who might this be?


LORD GENOME!


Yes lord?


Impressive...


He was a former Lord of the Terrain... He was, "Persuaded"...


The terrain shall destroy the universe we know...


Then it is settled. I will send Lord Genome to the fools. They'll never know what hit them. As of now, the council is adjourned.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2012, 08:54:13 AM by LawtyLawt »


No condoms?


None needed.