Please note that this was written by a Wikia user named Faves3000, and not me. This was also made before anybody dropped out.I just found this funny, and wanted to share it with you guys.
Obama: VOTE OBAMACARE
Romney: VOTE ROMNEYCARE
Obama: What's the diffrence between OBAMAcare and ROMNEYcare?
Romney: Romneycare is better because i'm Mitt Romney.
Obama: Screw Romney, OBAMA IS WHERE ITS AT, RIGHT GUYS? I KNOW YOU LIKE ME, EVEN WITH THE CRAP IVE DONE THE PAST 4 YEARS!!!!!!!
Some Guy From The Crowd: (No We Don't!)
Santorum: VOTE SANTORUMCARE
Obama: Ok, now your just making this up.
Santorum: STAGE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!! (Jumps into The Crowd, Crowd Moves Out Of The Way, Santorum Hits His Head) CDSJCDBSHCBNKDJCBSDNJKCJNBVHM JNKJDNKFSJSANTORUMCAREVCSEJVC HSV
Paul: Gentlemen, Gentlemen, we all know that I'M the one worth voting for.
Romney: Why?
Paul: Well, uh... er... I predicted the economic collapse!
Obama: WHO DIDNT?
Romney: AND WHO CARES
Paul: See, this is why I created a VIDEO explaining why im the best.
Santorum: AND HOW LONG IS IT?
Paul: About 17 minutes
Romney: UNACCEPTABLE
Obama: UNACCEPTABLE
Santorum: UNACCEPTABLE
Lemongrab: UNACCEPTABLE
Obama: UNACCEPTABLE
Lemongrab: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romney: (Whispers To Obama) He really smells like dog buns...
Lemongrab: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul: I think thats me....
Obama: How did you hear us?
Paul: Hearing aid!
Santorum: (Runs around, farts into Obama's face)
Romney: ಠ_ಠ
Obama: I GIVE UP (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (Leaves)
Paul: NO ONE LIKES ME (ded)
Santorum: BFHSHNCDKJCNDBCNJN (Runs like a maniac offstage)
Romney: Uh... VOTE MITT RONMEY!
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