i don't play support or ad carry because i don't want to have to rely on someone who may or may not be loving stupid.
Doesn't matter what lane you're in. There's a chance of having 4 other stupid people. Then again, it could be you or myself that's stupid. But hey, we learn and move on.
i don't play jungle (anymore :c) because every team member wants you to hold their hand and camp their lane and bitches at you for holding your buffs against an aggressive jungler (ie: shyvana, mundo) instead of ganking their lane while their lane opponent was jerking around their side of the map.
The only time I'll complain at a jungler is if he hasn't even been counter jungled yet, has half as much as the enemy jungler's known farm, and is 0/0/0 with little-to-none lane presence. Also usually when I'm playing mid, I'll complain if the jungler DOES come. Jungle should be helping bottom whenever possible. I'll also complain at a jungler when I've ganked more than they have when I'm AP carry.
i end up grabbing top lane when i can so i can play the farm game or the aggressive devour-your-lane-opponent-for-snowball game.
I need to work on this.
and i hate playing mid just because i don't enjoy ap squishies as much as tanky bruisers.
Not every mid is AP squishy. Look at Talon, Galio, Ryze, and my favorite, Kha'Zix which I've never seen mid except when I play him. Frozen heart is my 3rd item and banshee's veil is my 4th.
edit: also forget the meta. i hate how there's no flexibility.
That's why it's a meta. Meta = metagame. This does not mean it's best, nor is it required. It just means what you should expect to see nearly every match because to some extent it works.