Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]  (Read 181905 times)

I AM A CRAZY AND I HEAR A DOG BARKING


CHAAAAARGEEEEE!

What the forget happened last night

god help us
all
butrly
send me that stuff

I wake up hours later.
"Oh god dammit."

The humans weren't going to do any good, one was asleep and the other was drowsy. I barked at them and ran back to the hardware store. The chainsaw was still running, but now I could see who was holding it. It was a crazy, wearing overalls, no shirt, boots and a football helmet. He was covered in blood, but none of it was his. He was pulling a man dressed in completely black by the feet with a chain. The crazy climbed to the top of a shelf and hooked the end of the chain not attached to the man's feet to the ceiling. After jumping down, he revved his chainsaw. I began barking, drawing the crazy's attention instantly.

My lungs had filled with fluid, I'd be dead in 45 minutes maybe an hour


Miko, if you want to die because nobody is around to save you, just die already.

"Oh bollocks," I say, pulling out my MP5 and aiming for the crazy
Also retconning Gojira being asleep
"Jacov, I'll have to check on Alex. Bring that damn crazy down for me kthx."

The crazy was hit in the shoulder by two of Alex's bullets. Angered, he revved up his chainsaw to scare her away, unsure if his revving scared her away or she just retreated, he would never know. The man in black's eyes began to open and he looked at the crazy from behind. Now that his black sweater's hood wasn't clinging to his head, I could see that he had some sort of black doctor's mask on, with some horrifying mouth painted onto it. He had a shoulder pad and knee pads, and the look in his eyes when he opened them could tear through your soul. He whistled at the crazy, who turned around, almost cutting the man's hand off. "The dog isn't your issue at the moment, what happened to cutting me in half?" he asked. The crazy let the words sink in, looked back at me, then looked back at the man, which was when I had an opening. I tackled his leg like I did Alex's once before, tearing into the leg of his overalls.

RIP Alexandria
NOP.  I had to do something... was I to sit there and stare into space?

stuff monday antibiotics were supposed to cure that stuff

"Oh god damn it Alex," I say, running into the room Alexandra was in. "loving hell I thought the anti-biotics I gave you were enough," I continue, pulling out a syringe with amantadine, and injecting it into her.
Anti-biotics are used to treat bacterial pneumonia, while amantadine is used to treat viral pneumonia.

I kill both the chainsaw man and the crazy with my pistol.
I run off quickly.

I kill both the chainsaw man and the crazy with my pistol.
I run off quickly.

Chainsaw man = Crazy

Get on steam you cigarette


AS DOG IS BITING CHAINSAW CRAZY GOJIRA TAKES SHOT BUT MISS.