Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Gojira]

i shot wepon agen and agan until crazzy ded
yes, i actually did this.

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[Gojira]

booooooriiiiiing

[xxxxkill]

booooooriiiiiing

let's forget

[Gojira]

insert steamy love scene
there
done

[Jokey365]

GOJIRA MISSES ALL BUT A FEW HITS TO THE ARMS AND LEGS.
GOJIRA IS OUT OF AMMO.

[Gojira]

bullstuff
i'm a loving soldier
i don't miss
but if you say so...
I run like hell.

[Jokey365]

You also didn't kill him right away because HE DOESN'T STAND STILL FGT.

[Gojira]

Doesn't mean I won't be able to hit him.

[Jokey365]

YOU'RE IN A HARDWARE STORE.
SHELVES.
COVER.

[Gojira]

i fled
whatever.

[Jokey365]

dats rite ngr.
flee liek a poop.

[xxxxkill]

You're distracting him, not to mention the crazy would be confused between killing black clothing man, Gojira, and the doge. The crazy would not have the mental capability to choose a target, and likely would not even think he could be killed, due to the fact that pain is handicapped by lack of brain activity in certain areas.

dats rite ngr.
flee liek a poop.

Above.
I understand these things more than you do, as I've created them
Plot twist

[Mikoyan]

I wake up in a hospital bed with a bloody arm because you FORGOT TO GIVE ME A SPIDERMAN BAND AID.

[xxxxkill]

>Small syringe
>Tiny as stuff hole
>Would've clotted anyways
>I'm a loving med student I think I would've closed that stuff up
miko pls

[Jokey365]

Above.
I understand these things more than you do, as I've created them
Plot twist

im da op here