Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Jokey365]

"There's this thing called sleep."

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[Mikoyan]

"Who needs sleep when you ha-" My sleep cuts off the rest of my sentence.

[HerpaDerp]

^Did you fall asleep while standing? lol

[Mikoyan]

nolol

[morningstar]

"You're treating me like I'm your little brother or something... God I need a weapon. Something involving tape..."

I hand Keith the 9mm with the flashlight duct-taped to it. 
"Here you go." 
A moment later, "Guys, is there any specific direction I should be driving?" 

lol, only I can harness the power of MY truck.  You had your chance and blew your vehicle up. 

[Jokey365]

"I don't mean some shoddy addition to a gun. A melee weapon, with tape being what makes it special."

[xxxxkill]

"Oh my god would you shut up with the bloody tape already, Christ almighty."

[morningstar]

"I gave you a tape weapon, shut the heck up and tell me where we need to go."  I look to Ryan.
"And no blowing up my car." 

[HerpaDerp]

im sleeping noooob

[morningstar]

I am still speaking to the others. 
They need to know not to blow the crap out of my beautiful vehicle too.  I'll warn you when you wake up. 

[Jokey365]

"Oh my god would you shut up with the bloody tape already, Christ almighty."

"No you."

[Mikoyan]

"Hey! Don't use the lord's name in vain..." I say, waking up.

[morningstar]

"Glad to know we can wake you quickly by saying Jesus Christ." 

[Gojira]

I chuckle.
"Now what?"

[HerpaDerp]

"We go places, that's what"